February 2012
25 posts
what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
January 2012
18 posts
Me as I'm falling asleep: I have solved the mysteries of the universe. Best idea ever I will be famous and make history with this incredible discovery. Meanwhile I will write a book based on this fantastic idea I just had and I also think I might have found a cure for cancer. Must remember it all in the morning.
Me in the morning: I could be wrong but I think it had something to do with cats
Me: I think I’m gonna go to sleep now. TV: lol but good shows are on. iPod: sleep? Is that a new app? Sleeping position: lol I’m not gonna be comfortable. Mind: what’s the meaning of life though? Tempurature: lol it’s too hot and too cold. Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
dudewhocares asked: hey gurl wasss poppin
parents: don't stay up all night on the computer
me: okay
looks at clock
clock: 9pm
looks at clock again
clock: 6am
me: what
Lady Gaga: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
Lady Gaga: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
Lady Gaga: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
Lady Gaga: WAIT
me: NO
Lady Gaga: SECURITY
me: BYE
December 2011
26 posts
cute boy walks by me
me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*